Fabien Bézagu

Agile Tour à Bordeaux

L'Agile Tour 2009 passera par Bordeaux !

Je fais partie du comité d'organisation et j'essaierai de relayer les informations donc restez à l'écoute. Si vous avez des questions, des suggestions ou envie de mettre la main à la pâte, n'hésitez pas à me contacter.

Répliques matrixiennes

J'adore Matrix - le premier particulièrement - et il m'arrive souvent de lâcher une réplique de ce film culte lorsque je travaille. En ce moment, je prépare une présentation sur XP et il y a tellement de répliques utilisables qu'il faut que je me retienne (je me contenterai d'un Je ne peux que vous montrer la porte. C'est à vous qu'il appartient de la franchir.:-D). Mon ami Michael semble être lui aussi friand de ce genre de référence.

Je ne résiste donc pas au plaisir de partager avec mes gentils lecteurs ces merveilleuses répliques qui peuvent - plus ou moins, parfois moins que plus je l'admet - être transposées à l'agilité.

  • I know why you're here. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit at your computer. You're looking for him. I know, because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
  • You know that road. You know exactly where it ends. And I know that's not where you want to be.
  • Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
  • You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
  • You have to let it all go. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.
  • I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.
  • Everybody falls the first time, right ?
  • There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
  • You have to understand that most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.
  • Pay no attention to these hypocrites- to deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
  • Do not try to bend the spoon; that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth: There is no spoon.
    (s'applique plutôt à DDD, d'ailleurs je ne suis pas le seul à le penser : DDD: There Is No Database
  • After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.
  • I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin.